Less redness & less flaking, reported within four weeks*
- Mirrors your skin's own natural oils for deep, lasting absorption
- Addresses the root cause — not just another moisturiser on the shelf
- 3–5× more soothing than standard tallow*
- No steroids, no skin thinning, no rebound flares
*Based on verified Soothie customer reviews. Individual results vary. Soothie is a cosmetic moisturiser, not a medical treatment.
Summer Sale
Adults who'd tried everything.
Then tried this.
Every photo taken by a real customer. Every review from someone who'd been through the graveyard of creams.
"I've been through nearly 20 different creams. I had a whole shelf of them — all half-used, all failures. By the end of week two I was staring at my elbow not quite believing what I was seeing. I told everyone in my Facebook group immediately."
"I used to dread my hairdresser's hands near my hairline. I'd make excuses to skip appointments. By week three the flaking along my scalp had calmed down enough that I actually booked a cut for the first time in a year. I cried in the car after."
"Both knees, every winter, like clockwork. I felt like the worst version of myself even when I was pouring money into every product going. Three months later it hasn't come back. Nothing has ever done that."
"I started keeping my hands in my pockets during meetings. My nails were so bad I stopped shaking hands with new clients if I could help it. It's such a lonely thing when no one around you quite understands. By week two I could barely remember what my hands looked like before."
"I hadn't worn short sleeves in public for two summers. My partner would ask 'why not just wear the t-shirt, it's 30 degrees' and I had no way to explain it that didn't sound dramatic. Four weeks on this and I wore a t-shirt to a barbecue without even thinking about it. That moment undid something in me."
"My whole back was covered. Every changing room, every swim invite, I'd find a reason to say no. My dermatologist just kept saying 'keep it moisturised.' By week three I actually looked in the mirror at bath time instead of looking away. I rang my sister crying. I couldn't believe it."
"It had spread across my chest and stomach. Getting undressed in front of someone new filled me with dread — I'd rehearse what I'd say beforehand. I was also terrified of what years of steroid cream was doing to my skin. Three weeks later — the clearest it's been in a decade."
You haven't failed.
You've been failed.
Every cream that promised everything and delivered nothing. Every steroid cycle that cleared it, then brought it back worse — or thinner skin as the price of clearing it at all. Every long sleeve worn in the heat so nobody asks what happened. That's not you not trying hard enough. That's products that were never designed to fix what's actually driving it.
— Susie Clark, Founder of Soothie
within 3 weeks.*
Nothing hidden.
Nothing you'd need to Google.
Bioidentical to your own skin lipids. Your skin doesn't block it — it absorbs it and uses it to rebuild the barrier that psoriasis keeps breaking down. Not coat it. Rebuild it. Grass-fed means 3–5x more CLA — a naturally anti-inflammatory fatty acid that works on the inflammation driving the plaques, not just the dryness sitting on top. This is the foundation everything else builds on.
Psoriasis skin is in a constant state of inflammation — cells turning over in days instead of weeks. Every cream you've tried has moisturised the surface and ignored what's happening underneath. Raw honey doesn't. Its natural anti-inflammatory compounds work to calm that overactive cycle at the skin level while supporting the repair of cracked, broken-down tissue. That's the difference between masking and actually helping.
Beeswax seals everything in. It creates a breathable protective layer so the tallow and honey stay in contact long enough to actually work. Without it the balm would absorb too quickly. With it your skin gets sustained nourishment through the night and through the day — so the scale softens, the cracking eases, and the barrier gets time to rebuild instead of breaking down again by morning.
Vitamin E in its most natural form. It actively nourishes damaged, inflamed skin while preserving the balm naturally — no synthetic preservatives needed. Most "natural" creams use chemical preservatives to extend shelf life. We use vitamin E instead. It does the same job and helps your skin heal at the same time. You've read enough ingredient lists to know the difference. This one you won't need to.
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"My elbows have been cracked and covered for over a decade. I stopped resting them on tables at restaurants because people stare. I have a shelf in the bathroom that's basically a graveyard — twenty-odd creams, all half-used, all failures. By week three I was running my thumb over my elbow just to feel the smoothness. I actually forgot about it during dinner last week. That hasn't happened in twelve years."
"I hadn't been to the hairdresser's in over a year. I used to make excuses — too busy, couldn't afford it — but the truth is I couldn't face someone touching my scalp and seeing the flaking. I'd tried every coal tar shampoo going. They were messy, they stank, and they barely touched it. By week three the scale along my hairline had calmed down enough to actually book a cut. I sat in the chair and cried on the way home."
"Both knees, every winter, like clockwork. Thick plaques that cracked every time I bent down. I used to choose seats at the back of rooms so no one would see the flakes falling off. I'd tried steroid creams, coal tar, salicylic acid — you name it. Four weeks on this and I wore a skirt to work for the first time in three winters. Three months later it still hasn't come back. Nothing has ever done that."
"I started keeping my hands in my pockets during meetings. My nails were so pitted and discoloured I stopped shaking hands with new clients if I could help it. Nobody tells you how isolating hand and nail psoriasis is — your hands are the thing everyone sees first. By week three the plaques across my knuckles had flattened and the cracking had stopped. I shook someone's hand last week without thinking about it. That's the first time in years."
"I hadn't worn short sleeves in public for two full summers. My partner would say 'just wear the t-shirt, it's 30 degrees' and I had no way to explain it that didn't sound dramatic. You just can't describe the feeling of dreading summer when everyone else is looking forward to it. Four weeks on this and I wore a t-shirt to a barbecue without even thinking about it. That moment undid something in me."
"My whole back was covered. Every swim invite, every changing room, every holiday — I'd find a reason to say no. My dermatologist just kept saying 'keep it moisturised.' I'd stopped looking at my back in the mirror because it was too distressing. By week three I actually looked after a shower instead of looking away. I rang my sister. I couldn't believe what I was seeing."
"It had spread across my chest and stomach. Getting undressed in front of someone new filled me with dread — I'd rehearse what I'd say beforehand, every single time. I was also terrified of what years of steroid cream was doing to my skin. I'd read about thinning and I could feel it happening. Three weeks on this — the clearest my torso has been in a decade. And not a steroid in sight."
"I cancelled plans during every flare. Not because I didn't want to go — because I didn't want to explain. I'd sit at home furious at myself and furious at my skin. This was genuinely the last thing I tried before giving up on topicals entirely and begging my GP for a biologic referral. I didn't need the referral. My arms cleared in three weeks. I went to a friend's birthday last Saturday in a sleeveless top. First time in two years."
"I found this at 2am during a bad flare, scrolling through Reddit like I always do when I can't sleep. Half hope, half cynicism — the usual. I've seen every 'I cured my psoriasis' post and they've all been rubbish. This didn't claim to cure anything. That's actually what made me try it. Four weeks later my legs are clearer than they've been since my twenties. I went back to that Reddit thread and commented."
"I'll be honest — I was sceptical. I'm a dermatology nurse. I've spent twelve years watching patients cycle through topical steroids and emollients. When a colleague told me to try beef tallow on my own psoriasis I nearly laughed. I went home and read every study I could find on lipid biocompatibility. The science is actually sound. I tried it. My plaques softened within a fortnight. I've since mentioned it to three patients. I never thought I'd be the person writing a review like this."
Dermatology Nurse · 12 years experience"I was in full steroid withdrawal. I didn't even know that was a thing until my skin started rebounding worse every time I tried to stop the cream. I was terrified. This balm was the only thing I felt safe using — no suppression, no rebound. My skin slowly, steadily improved. Four months on and I'm completely steroid free."
Steroid Withdrawal"I'd tried another tallow balm before this one and it didn't work. I almost didn't try again. The difference is the raw honey — I could feel it was different from the first application. Less greasy, absorbed faster, and within two weeks the scale on my shins was doing something I hadn't seen in years. Actually softening and falling away without cracking."
"My wife has watched me refuse pool invitations, skip the gym, and choose restaurants based on whether I'd have to take my jacket off. She never said anything but I could see what it was doing to her watching me shrink. When this started working she noticed before I did. She said 'your skin looks different.' I looked. She was right. Our summer is going to be different this year."
"My daughter bought this for me after watching me struggle for two decades. I wasn't sure — I've tried absolutely everything, including things I'm embarrassed to admit. But I trust the farm provenance and the four ingredients. Three weeks later I rang her crying. Happy crying. Twenty-two years and something finally worked. She cried too."
"I nearly didn't buy it because of the price. I've been burned so many times. Then I sat down and calculated how much I'd spent on creams, ointments, supplements, and Dead Sea salt in the last three years — it was over £600. I felt very silly for hesitating over £28. My skin has been clear for four months. I order the 360g now."
"My dermatologist kept prescribing stronger steroids. I kept asking if there was another way. She kept saying no. I found this in a psoriasis Facebook group at 2am. I was desperate. My plaques started calming in the first week. By week three I photographed my arms and took the photos to my next appointment. She asked what I'd changed."
"The smell question — I want to address it because it was my biggest hesitation. It does not smell like beef. At all. There is almost no scent. The tiniest hint of honey if you really try. My girlfriend didn't even notice I'd changed my routine until I told her. That was three weeks in when she commented that my elbows looked different."
"I want to talk about application because nobody mentioned this. You warm a tiny amount between your fingers and it just melts in. My skin drinks it up. No stinging, no burning — which is huge when your skin is cracked and raw. Every medicated cream I've used has stung on application. This one doesn't. That alone made me trust it."
"Four ingredients. I read the label approximately forty times before ordering. I am that person. The one who reads every label, Googles every compound, checks every study. I've been doing that for seven years. Four things. All food-grade. All with a clear mechanism. I ordered. It worked. I've since ordered three more jars."
"I showed my partner the ingredient list. He looked at it for about five seconds and said 'that's it?' That was the moment I knew I was doing the right thing. He's watched me spend hundreds on creams with ingredient lists I needed a chemistry degree to understand. Two weeks later he was the one reminding me to apply it before bed. My skin is clear. He's converted."
"I have a graveyard of creams in the bathroom cupboard. CeraVe, Dermarest, MG217, three different steroid creams, two tubs of Dead Sea salt, a bottle of coal tar that stained my sheets. I was going to add this to it. I didn't. It's the only thing still out on the shelf."
"My psoriasis was worst on my scalp and behind my ears. Everywhere I read said tallow was for body only. I asked Susie directly and she said some people use a tiny amount along the hairline. I tried it. The scaling behind my ears has completely cleared. I'm booking a hair appointment without dread for the first time in years."
"Winter hit and my psoriasis exploded like it always does. Cold air, central heating, stress — the usual triggers all at once. I'd been using this through autumn and I was braced for the worst. It never came. My skin stayed clear through December and January for the first time in over a decade. That had never happened before."
"I hesitated for months because of the price. I'd seen tallow recommended in our psoriasis Facebook group over and over. I always talked myself out of it — I'd been burned too many times. I'm so angry at myself for waiting. The money I wasted on things that don't work absolutely dwarfs what I've spent on this."
"My psoriasis started suddenly after a bad bout of stress. The GP said 'just keep it moisturised' and prescribed aqueous cream. I knew it was more than that. Four ingredients. All with a mechanism I could actually understand — that's what made me trust it. Three weeks in the GP commented at my follow-up and asked what I'd been using."
"A stranger in a shop once asked me 'what happened to your hands?' in front of a queue of people. I wanted the ground to swallow me. I've had sixteen years of those moments. After six weeks on this balm my hands are the clearest they've been since I was diagnosed. Nobody has asked. Nobody has stared. I cannot tell you what that feels like."
"I work in a pharmacy. I know what's in most psoriasis creams. I know the steroid mechanism. I know the rebound cycle. When I started researching tallow for my own psoriasis the science genuinely surprised me — the lipid profile is remarkably close to human sebum. My plaques have flattened. I now quietly mention this to customers who come in asking."
Pharmacy Professional"My mum bought this for me as a gift after watching me cancel yet another night out. I was touched but didn't really believe it would work. I didn't want to get my hopes up again — you learn to protect yourself after a while. I tried it anyway because she'd spent the money. I owe her a very big apology and a very big thank you."
"The dermatologist told me my psoriasis was 'well managed.' It wasn't. I was still flaking every day. My skin was never fully clear. That's what steroid cream does — it manages, it never heals. This healed. There is a difference and every person with psoriasis knows exactly what that difference feels like."
"I was waking up every morning to flakes on my pillowcase and blood on my sheets from where I'd scratched in my sleep. Three weeks on this balm and I stopped doing the morning sheet-check. I just woke up. Just normally woke up. You don't realise how much mental energy psoriasis takes until something actually works."
"Eighteen years of psoriasis. Eighteen years of creams, appointments, steroids, elimination diets, phototherapy sessions, and two failed biologic applications that insurance denied. I'd genuinely given up on finding something that worked long term. I'm writing this at week eight. My skin has stayed clear for six weeks. I don't know what to do with that feeling."
"I wore short sleeves to the supermarket last Tuesday. That's it. That's the review. If you have psoriasis you understand why that sentence is enough. If you don't — I hadn't done that in three years."
"I was in a psoriasis support group when someone mentioned this. I was at my lowest point — I'd been denied a biologic by my insurance for the second time and told to 'try and fail' another topical first. The rage I felt at that system is hard to describe. I tried this out of spite more than hope. My skin has steadily, slowly, genuinely improved. The irony isn't lost on me."
"My doctor said 'it's just psoriasis, it's manageable.' Easy to say when it's not your body. I wasn't prepared to just 'manage' it while I was cancelling dates because I didn't know how to explain the patches on my neck. I wanted to actually improve it. This improved it."
"I've recommended this to everyone in my psoriasis Facebook group. Four of them have now tried it. All four have messaged me to say it's working. I feel like I should get commission. I won't stop talking about it. When you've been through the graveyard of creams and something finally works, you tell everyone."
"I went on a date last week and didn't rehearse the psoriasis speech beforehand. I just went. I wore a dress. I didn't think about my skin once during dinner. I cried when I got home — not from sadness. From the sheer relief of feeling normal for one evening. This balm didn't cure me. But it gave me that night. And that night meant everything."
"I want to say something about the guarantee. I only bought it because of the 180 days. I'd been burned so many times I wasn't willing to risk it without knowing I could get my money back. I didn't need the guarantee. But having it there meant I actually tried it instead of talking myself out of it again. If you're hesitating — I was you."
"I had a work conference coming up and my psoriasis was the worst it had been all year. Stress makes it worse, and the stress of knowing people would see it made it worse still. The irony is suffocating. I started this three weeks before the event. I wore a short-sleeved blouse to the conference. My colleague said I looked well. She had no idea."
"I'm a GP. I prescribe emollients and steroid cream every single week. I know the mechanism. I know the limitations. When my own psoriasis got worse I found myself in the same position as my patients — frustrated by the steroid rebound cycle, unable to access biologics, running out of options. I researched tallow thoroughly before trying it. The biocompatibility science is legitimate. My plaques have been clear for two months. I have quietly started mentioning it to some of my psoriasis patients."
General Practitioner"I started making this on our farm. I never imagined it would reach thousands of people. Every message I receive from someone who finally wore short sleeves in summer, who finally stopped cancelling plans, who finally looked in the mirror and saw clear skin for the first time in years — that's why I'm still here, still making this in small batches, still putting my name on every jar. Thank you for trusting us."
Founder · Rose Dale's Organic Farm*Photos shared by real Soothie customers. Individual results vary. Soothie is a cosmetic moisturiser, not a medical treatment.
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Answered honestly.
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